Hmmmm, how about: Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed. A yellow dressinggown, ungirdled, was sustained gently behind him by the mild morning air. He held the bowl aloft and intoned: -- Introibo ad altare Dei. Halted, he peered down the dark winding stairs and called up coarsely: -- Come up, Kinch! Come up, you fearful jesuit! Solemnly he came forward and mounted the round gunrest. He faced about and blessed gravely thrice the tower, the surrounding country and the awaking mountains. Then, catching sight of Stephen Dedalus, he bent towards him and made rapid crosses in the air, gurgling in his throat and shaking his head. Stephen Dedalus, displeased and sleepy, leaned his arms on the top of the staircase and looked coldly at the shaking gurgling face that blessed him, equine in its length, and at the light untonsured hair, grained and hued like pale oak. Buck Mulligan peeped an instant under the mirror and then covered the bowl smartly. -- Back to barracks! he said sternly. . . Naw, it's been done before. ;-) sh --- Cheryl Rogers <cheryl@wilstream.com> wrote: > S. Hieber wrote: > > I wonder how she feels about posts that contain smart > > sophisticated erudite humor? Like could I still post > > something like this? > > > > There once was a water plant vendor > > And also a plant list attender > > When given a chance > > Inbetween rants > > He'd asked, "How much will you tender?" > > > > sh > > That was great! Now, how about the smart, sophisticated, > and erudite stuff? > > -- > Cheryl Rogers, Membership > Aquatic Gardeners Association > http://www.aquatic-gardeners.org > > ------------------ > To unsubscribe from this list, e-mail > majordomo@thekrib.com > with "unsubscribe aga-sc" in the body of the message. > Old messages are available at > http://lists.thekrib.com/aga-sc > When asked, log in as username is "aga-sc", and > password "incorp". > ===== S. Hieber - - - - - - - - Aquascaping by Takashi Amano and more at the AGA 2004 Annual Convention Nov 12, 13 & 14; Marriott Crystal Gateway, Arlington, Virginia, USA Aquatic Gardeners Association www.aquatic-gardeners.org __________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? Yahoo! Small Business $15K Web Design Giveaway http://promotions.yahoo.com/design_giveaway/ ------------------ To unsubscribe from this list, e-mail majordomo@thekrib.com with "unsubscribe aga-sc" in the body of the message. Old messages are available at http://lists.thekrib.com/aga-sc When asked, log in as username is "aga-sc", and password "incorp".