Two guys are out hunting. One suddenly collapses and the other grabs his cell phone, calls 911 and says, "My friend just dropped dead."
The 911 operator says, "Okay, keep calm, first let's make sure that he's really dead."
"Okay," says the hunter on the phone. And then the 911 operator hears quiet and then the the sound of a gunshot.
The Hunter gets back on the phone, "Okay, now what?"
From: Phil Edwards <biotypical@hotmail.com>
To: AGA BOD <aga-sc@thekrib.com>
Sent: Thu, October 22, 2009 6:40:17 PM
Subject: [AGA-sc] FW: "The Cat" - Be sure to scroll to end
Something to consider as we start getting into the thick of convention planning. I hope you find it inspirational.
Regards,
Phil
From: fhhs68@hotmail.com
To: biotypical@hotmail.com; kunokat@hotmail.com
Subject: FW: "The Cat" - Be sure to scroll to end
Date: Thu, 22 Oct 2009 17:19:52 -0400
Are you interested?
Love,
Mom
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