The 'perfect' seating position!

["Darren J. Hanson" <djhanson@calweb.com>]

>Good angle of vision to see projection screen without having to look 
>through the speaker.  Close enough to hear the guest speaker without 
>having the amplified speaker make you deaf.  Close enough to the aisle 
>so one can get to the beer, pizza, and restroom.  Close enough to razz 
>the auctioneer when he mispronounces the latin names (as I am used to 
>hearing them).  Far enough away so the auctioneer can't throw anything 
>at me without hitting someone else when I am razzing him/her. Any seat 
>that Darren and Kaycy want--I want (gleaned from the Child's Guide to 
>Preferred Things to Fight Over, Including Seating).  Close enough to see 
>the fish being auctioned and to hear the names of the fish so 
>Apistogramma doesn't sound like Aristochromis, etc.  Ever bring home a 
>6" Aristochromis to drop into your 10 gallon, acid, soft-water tank full 
>of apistos?

I couln't have said it any better myself, Ed! See ya next week at the next
'seat' battle!

Kaycy.